That’s how Sims dunk! Melissa Stetten (Web Crawlers, 90 Day Fiance Slumber Party) joins Anastasia and Producer Gabe to watch the Magic face the Clippers at Staples Center. Unfortunately, Agata is out sick. Melissa discusses her love for the Clippers, her dream to hit a half court shot, and her experience on the legendary Pistol Shrimps rec league basketball team. The gang also chats nachos, Markelle Fultz, embarrassing dunks, and Kawhi sous-viding his knees. Who will win the Martin Short Award for Extreme Commitment to Craft? You simply must listen to find out!
It’s cute and effective! Luka Jones (Shrill, People of Earth) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Clippers battle it out with the Nuggets in the Mile High City. Luka explains his Chauncey Billups connection, his support for bald men, and his love for the Clippers. The gang chats about Jimmy Butler’s kisses, Lou Williams’s fandom for Blossom, and how Pat Bev probably drinks almond milk. Did Moe Harkless change his hair to get closer to Kawhi? You just have to listen for the answer!
It’s time to ball y’all! Nitz Bluv (Count the Dings, The NBA Daily Ding) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Trail Blazers take on the Heat. Nitz talks about her love for the Warriors and gives MVP predictions. The gang discusses spit takes, Kidcasters, Burnie’s birthday, and how the Heat might win it all! Will the gang kidnap Agata and force her to see Cats? You might find out if you listen!
HBD LBJ! Nick Wiger (Doughboys, How Did This Get Played?) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Lakers face off with the Trail Blazers. Nick gives his All Star picks, mourns the loss of McDonald’s at Staples Center, and names which Laker he’d kiss. The gang discusses the Christmas day NBA games, speculates about the spankings LeBron gave Kuzma, and listens to a 90s Blazers radio hit. Will Nick agree to wear short shorts? Gotta listen, Baby New Year!
A hot time out! Jeremy Ingram joins Agata and Anastasia to discuss his experience as a dancer for the Sacramento Kings. He gives the gals the inside scoop on dancers’ pay, the guys inside the mascots, and how hard it is to throw a t-shirt. He also reveals which players are big sweeties and which players are big meanies. Can Jeremy attest to the softness of Drake’s hands? You should listen to find out!
Loooouuuuuu! Paul Scheer (Black Monday, How Did This Get Made) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Clippers blow out the Suns. Paul shares his experiences sneaking into locker rooms, shooting the hot dog cannon, and bowing to Jerry West. They discuss their love for the Clippie Boys, Kelly Oubre coming out hot, and Adam Sandler’s awkward conversation with Billy Crystal. Who will win the Lou Award Dunkie? Gotta listen to find out, friend!
I’m the witch! Ariana Lenarsky (What’s Your Deal? Podcast, Dream City Tarot) and Joey Dosik (Game Winner, Inside Voice) join Agata and Anastasia to tell the tale of their magical Denver Nuggets adventure during the 2019 playoffs. Also Ariana pulls tarot cards to explore NBA friendships. And Joey tells adorable stories about meeting Magic and performing the National Anthem. Will the episode be interrupted by a cute dog eating toilet paper? You really must listen to find out!
Butter Beer! Josiah Johnson (@kingjosiah54) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Wizards face the Lakers. They chat about Josiah’s history playing basketball, having an NBA player as a dad, and how he got so good at Twitter. They also crack up about Sam Cassell wrinkling Ty Lue’s suit, discuss what LeBron’s Thanksgiving plate might have looked like, and admire the cuteness of Bradley Beal. Will a disagreement over Kuzma’s hairstyle break up the gang? Listen to find out!
Peege! Payman Benz (Black Monday) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Pelicans take on the Clippers at Staples Center. They ponder all the big questions like where can you wear a jersey, will Pat Bev start more beef, and is it ever a good idea to put glitter in your hair. The gang also chat about Payman’s superfan video with the Clippers, the new garlic tots in Staples Center, and the many cuties on the Pelicans led by Papa Jrue. Will there be a discussion about Kawhi’s huge arms? You really must listen to find out!
Git er Dunn! Joe Mande (Parks and Recreation, The Good Place) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Rockets face the Timberwolves. Joe’s tells the gals about meeting Roy Hibbert, the best arenas he’s been to, the Step Up film franchise, and his appearance on a Kobe player card. The gang also creates new rules for 3 pointers, learns that Chris Clemons is a player, and tries to get their photo on the Timberwolves’ jumbotron. Which team will win the Dunkie for most beard? Gotta listen!