Three Dynamic Diaper Dandies! Agata and Anastasia watch the classic 90’s basketball film Blue Chips (1994). They chat Nick Nolte’s mugshot, paying college athletes, emotional intelligence, and the worst name ever: Happy. The gang also shares their love for Alfre Woodard, lil Penny Hardaway, and Shaq’s giant shorts. Will Dunktown have a baby with Mavs Man? Listen to this ep for the answer!
Encino Man! Mo Dakhil (Bleacher Report, The Athletic) joins Agata and Anastasia to talk about the NBA suspension, Rudy Gobert, and taking COVID-19 seriously. Mo tells the gals about his basketball history, working for the Clippers & Spurs, playing one-on-one with Jamal Crawford, and the best trash talk he’s overheard. The gang also chats selling a mold of Lou Williams’s penis, texting with Joe Ingles, and cuties of the 90’s. Will the gang read a coronavirus tweet from Swaggy P? You really should listen to find out!
Bong Time Out! Hal Lublin (Thrilling Adventure Hour, Welcome to Night Vale, Venture Bros.) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the 76ers battle it out against the Warriors. Hal tells the gals about his Sixers fandom, his favorite wrestlers, and Matisse Thybulle’s rookie antics. The gang also chats Polish ancestry, hologram crowds, Vampire Hubie Brown, and Ben “Lockadile Dundee” Simmons. Will Agata and Anastasia join the NBA as one person in a trenchcoat? Gotta listen to find out!
Eh-oh! Trey Kerby (No Dunks) joins Agata and Anastasia to give Dunkies to the best of the week. Trey chats his love of the Bulls, how he got involved with the Basketball Jones crew, and his most memorable interview experiences. The gang also dives deep into Love is Blind, beard maintenance, dunk training, Hawks Peachtree jerseys, Giannis-Harden beef, and eating courtside. Will Kyle Lowry eventually go through George Hill’s legs? You simply must listen to find out!
Don’t Huerter! Peter Moses (Air Buds) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Mavericks take on the Hawks. Peter expresses his love for the Cleveland Cavaliers, as well as his frustration, and says which Cav he’d kiss. The gang talks Scott Stapp, Sex-Land, vasectomies, the best Curry, Jalaiah Harmon, twerking moms, and the Trae-Luka friendship. Does Producer Gabe still hold a candle for Boban? You’ll want to listen for the answer!
Just you wait! Ronnie Adrian (White Women) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the 69th Annual NBA All Star Game. Ronnie discusses his complicated love for the Hornets, how big basketball players are, and Giannis’s helplessness against 5 All Stars. The gang dives deep into the dunk contest controversy, how Harry Potter is just a mediocre white guy, Dame DOLLA’s performance, and the intense 4th quarter. Who will win the Dunkie for best interview that didn’t happen? You simply have to listen to find out!
Giddyup! Mike Schubert (Horse, Potterless) joins Agata and Anastasia for a fun crossover episode. The gang does a Horse segment called 3-on-3 where they discuss the 3 best team songs from each conference. Mike talks his beloved Knickerbockers, basketball weddings, and Dwight Howard’s turnaround. The gang also chats about scarves, Baby Antetokounmpo, Dame’s angry face and the best comedians in the NBA. Will you hear some catchy tunes about your favorite teams in this episode? Please listen for the answer, my dear!
Ok brag! Joe Mande (The Good Place) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Timberwolves challenge the Clippers at Staples Center. Joe talks about getting to stand on the court, his assist to Andrew Wiggins, and why he turned down a locker room visit. The gang chats Kobe, All Star upsets, fashionable over functional shoes, Kitty KAT meow meow, and cuties on the Warriors. Will Anastasia creep out Joe with her aggressive friendship? You know you gotta listen to find out!
Big butt moments in cinema! Katelyn Hempstead (Lizard People) and Andy Kneis (Flagrant Ones) join Agata and Anastasia to discuss the new basketball movie, Uncut Gems. Katelyn and Andy talk about their Crypt Keeper musical and how Andy is a handsome weirdo. The gang discusses Baby Sinclair, Robert Pattinson, putting it all on black, Adam Sandler’s goofy boy charm, the beauty of Lakeith Stanfield, Oscar noms, and KG’s acting. Do they essentially recreate the chaotic sound design of Uncut Gems? Better listen to find out!
That’s how Sims dunk! Melissa Stetten (Web Crawlers, 90 Day Fiance Slumber Party) joins Anastasia and Producer Gabe to watch the Magic face the Clippers at Staples Center. Unfortunately, Agata is out sick. Melissa discusses her love for the Clippers, her dream to hit a half court shot, and her experience on the legendary Pistol Shrimps rec league basketball team. The gang also chats nachos, Markelle Fultz, embarrassing dunks, and Kawhi sous-viding his knees. Who will win the Martin Short Award for Extreme Commitment to Craft? You simply must listen to find out!