I can’t accept not trying! Anastasia and Gabe listen to basketball-related music, while Agata is on a break. They discuss what a cutie Scottie Pippen is, birds having sex, Michael Jordan’s beret, and Kurtis Blow. They also chat loving wives, Anthony Bennett, relatable rap lyrics, art, and Kawhi as a drummer. Will all of these basketball jams get stuck in your head forever? Best listen to find out!
Vaginal waterslide! Brady Klopfer (SB Nation) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the WNBA draft. Brady shares his love for Michael Jordan, his wish to be embraced by a big man, and how he got into the WNBA. The gang also chats Zach LaVine’s cheekbones, horse, little shooters, Mike Conley’s indoor court, how cute Satou Sabally is, awkward video chat delays, and Sabrina Ionescu jerseys. Will the gang overcome technical difficulties to release a fun episode for you? Of course, but also listen to find out!
He walked away! Mike Castle (Brews Brothers) joins Agata and Anastasia to discuss player social media and ESPN’s NBA 2K tournament. Mike shares his new quarantine routine, his Thunder fandom, and his love for Dennis Schroder. They chat Pat Bev’s 2K trash talk, Dion Waiters’s rollerskating skills, and Candace Parker’s defender dog. They also dive into the beauty of NBA friendships. Will the gang swoon over 2K champion Devin Booker? Gotta hear the ep to find out!
Malice at the Palace! Megan Gailey & C.J. Toledano (The Greatest podcast) join Agata and Anastasia to watch the Pacers battle it out with the Pistons on November 19, 2004. Megan shares her love for the Pacers and C.J. talks his hope that the NBA season will continue. The gang discusses kissing Fred Jones, baggy 2000’s fashion, Elle & Meyers Leonard, Usher, Larry Brown’s big comfy chair, Tim Donaghy, and how Metta World Peace is actually a good guy. Will Rick Carlisle be compared to Jim Carrey? You simply must listen for the answer!
The Flu Game! Agata and Anastasia watch the Bulls face the Jazz in game 5 of the 1997 NBA Finals. The gang chats isolation, Rihanna’s love for LeBron, Nic Cage, and quarantine cuties. They also dive into Śmigus-dyngus, Michael’s secret stuff, hair dye, Scottie Pippen’s motherly tendencies, and Phil Jackson’s whistle. Will the gang get mesmerized by John Stockton’s chest hair? Check out this episode to find out!
Three Dynamic Diaper Dandies! Agata and Anastasia watch the classic 90’s basketball film Blue Chips (1994). They chat Nick Nolte’s mugshot, paying college athletes, emotional intelligence, and the worst name ever: Happy. The gang also shares their love for Alfre Woodard, lil Penny Hardaway, and Shaq’s giant shorts. Will Dunktown have a baby with Mavs Man? Listen to this ep for the answer!
Encino Man! Mo Dakhil (Bleacher Report, The Athletic) joins Agata and Anastasia to talk about the NBA suspension, Rudy Gobert, and taking COVID-19 seriously. Mo tells the gals about his basketball history, working for the Clippers & Spurs, playing one-on-one with Jamal Crawford, and the best trash talk he’s overheard. The gang also chats selling a mold of Lou Williams’s penis, texting with Joe Ingles, and cuties of the 90’s. Will the gang read a coronavirus tweet from Swaggy P? You really should listen to find out!
Bong Time Out! Hal Lublin (Thrilling Adventure Hour, Welcome to Night Vale, Venture Bros.) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the 76ers battle it out against the Warriors. Hal tells the gals about his Sixers fandom, his favorite wrestlers, and Matisse Thybulle’s rookie antics. The gang also chats Polish ancestry, hologram crowds, Vampire Hubie Brown, and Ben “Lockadile Dundee” Simmons. Will Agata and Anastasia join the NBA as one person in a trenchcoat? Gotta listen to find out!
Eh-oh! Trey Kerby (No Dunks) joins Agata and Anastasia to give Dunkies to the best of the week. Trey chats his love of the Bulls, how he got involved with the Basketball Jones crew, and his most memorable interview experiences. The gang also dives deep into Love is Blind, beard maintenance, dunk training, Hawks Peachtree jerseys, Giannis-Harden beef, and eating courtside. Will Kyle Lowry eventually go through George Hill’s legs? You simply must listen to find out!
Don’t Huerter! Peter Moses (Air Buds) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Mavericks take on the Hawks. Peter expresses his love for the Cleveland Cavaliers, as well as his frustration, and says which Cav he’d kiss. The gang talks Scott Stapp, Sex-Land, vasectomies, the best Curry, Jalaiah Harmon, twerking moms, and the Trae-Luka friendship. Does Producer Gabe still hold a candle for Boban? You’ll want to listen for the answer!