We reached our fundraiser goal! Agata, Anastasia, and Gabe watch an episode of Holey Moley, executive produced by Steph Curry. They dive into the show’s torture of its contestants, horny gophers, Steve Guttenberg, and Hole in the Wall. They also discuss the restart of the NBA season in Disney World, Goofy, Kyrie’s reservations, Lonnie Walker’s hair, and Dame’s new song. Will the gang ever support Squirrel Boy in his quest to win the prize and meet Steph Curry? Gotta listen to find out!
Thoughts on current events and support for the Black Lives Matter movement.
Domino’s, it delivers! Agata, Anastasia, and Gabe use Michael Jordan’s pizza food poisoning story as an excuse to have a pizza party and watch NBA pizza-related content. The gang dives deep into the Michael Jordan flu game incident and analyze all angles of the pizza poisoning. They also chat Leroy Smith, penis pizza, getting sick on a train, stuffed crust, IT, pineapple, Kawhi’s summer, and David Robinson’s acting. Will the gang enjoy none pizza with left beef? Gotta listen to find out!
The anxiety just hits different! Tim Baltz (The Righteous Gemstones, Shrink) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch ESPN’s The Last Dance. Tim shares his quarantine beard and love of the Bulls. The gang discusses Ben Affleck, Kelly Oubre’s undies, Giannis’s love of One Direction, and Spencer Dinwiddie’s GoFundMe. They also dive into Ken Burns’s criticism, Rodman’s Bong hat, Pippen’s greatness, and the legacy of Michael Jordan. Will the gang love the listener-submitted song they received about the Orlando Magic? Listen to this ep for the answer!
Love you, Mommy! Ryan Bailey (So Bad It’s Good with Ryan Bailey) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the movie Trainwreck (2015). Ryan shares his love for reality TV, celebrity drama, and documentaries. The gang pitches reality shows for the NBA, chats sports drama, and learns about Shaq’s on-set antics. They also discuss Lebron’s acting, Amar’e Stoudemire’s butt, Judd Apatow, and Counting Crows. Will the gang ever see Hamilton? You simply must listen to find out!
Use protection! Brandon Gardner joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the Pacers face the Bulls in game 7 of the 1998 Eastern Conference Finals. Brandon shares his love of the Bulls, his hate for Karl Malone, and his homemade basketball posters. They discuss Shaq’s acting, Aaron Gordon’s diss track, Devin and Kendall’s road trip, and Kobe’s German knee platelet therapy. They also chat Doug Collins, cutie Toni Kukoc, Reggie’s 3s, and Michael Jordan’s tongue. Will the Dunktown crew mention Pacers’ assistant coach Dick Harter? Gotta listen for the answer!
I can’t accept not trying! Anastasia and Gabe listen to basketball-related music, while Agata is on a break. They discuss what a cutie Scottie Pippen is, birds having sex, Michael Jordan’s beret, and Kurtis Blow. They also chat loving wives, Anthony Bennett, relatable rap lyrics, art, and Kawhi as a drummer. Will all of these basketball jams get stuck in your head forever? Best listen to find out!
Vaginal waterslide! Brady Klopfer (SB Nation) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch the WNBA draft. Brady shares his love for Michael Jordan, his wish to be embraced by a big man, and how he got into the WNBA. The gang also chats Zach LaVine’s cheekbones, horse, little shooters, Mike Conley’s indoor court, how cute Satou Sabally is, awkward video chat delays, and Sabrina Ionescu jerseys. Will the gang overcome technical difficulties to release a fun episode for you? Of course, but also listen to find out!
He walked away! Mike Castle (Brews Brothers) joins Agata and Anastasia to discuss player social media and ESPN’s NBA 2K tournament. Mike shares his new quarantine routine, his Thunder fandom, and his love for Dennis Schroder. They chat Pat Bev’s 2K trash talk, Dion Waiters’s rollerskating skills, and Candace Parker’s defender dog. They also dive into the beauty of NBA friendships. Will the gang swoon over 2K champion Devin Booker? Gotta hear the ep to find out!