A Full Hour of Beans! Natalia Gattini joins Agata and Anastasia to discuss 17 Again (2009). They also chat Zac Efron, secret stairs, Matthew Perry, Baby LeBron, Pacific Sunwear, Santa, Keanu Reeves, witches canceled, Brian Doyle-Murray, pool boys, Doug I’m Outta Here, This is 40, Jan Levinson-Gould, Poker Face, Lake Bell, Sheldon, and Thomas Lennon. Will Gabe think this is the best Zac Efron movie ever? You must listen for the answer!

Tony Leveled Up on Y’all! Agata, Anastasia, and Gabe discuss cereal. They also chat LeBron’s Wheaties box, massaging your parents, Cap’n Crunch, mukbangs, breakfast in bed, Shaq’s endorsements, Fig Newtons, Kellogg’s thoughts on masturbation, Hassan Whiteside, and the Cheerio’s bee. Will the gang argue over milk or cereal first? Hit play to find out!

Slobbin’ Her Down! Ronnie Adrian (White Women) joins Agata and Anastasia to discuss Sunset Park (1996). Ronnie shares his tips for surviving the pandemic, his love for the Hornets, and why he moved to LA. The gang also chats pranks, LaMelo, One Direction, Ask Jeeves, JLo & ARod, the Suns Gorilla, Terrance Howard, daddy issues, playing overseas, Terminator 2, Hugo the Hornet, Rhea Perlman, and Shorty Doo-Wop. Will the gang figure out how to date during a pandemic? Gotta listen to find out!

7 Subs or Less! Sreekar Jasthi (@sreekyshooter) joins Agata and Anastasia to discuss basketball news. Sreekar shares his love for the Suns, popcorn, and Nikola Jokic. The gang also chats Myers Leonard, 6 inch subs, Patrick Ewing, TSA, hot boys of the NBA, JD & the Straight Shot, Warriors, the beach, and eye fucking. Will the gang commit to trying Joel Embiid’s Mountain Dew hot sauce? You better listen to find out!

Make it Work! Haley O’Shaughnessy and Jordan Ligons (Spinsters Podcast) join Agata and Anastasia to discuss basketball news. Haley and Jordan share their feelings about the current NBA season, who they would kiss, and the origin story of their podcast. The gang chats hottie Mike Conley, Christian Siriano, Lola Bunny, sensual Kawhi Leonard, Candace Parker, defensive men, the Storm’s new logo, Giannis eating chicken wings, Blake Griffin’s free agency, 49 packs of bacon, freelance players, and Catbus from Totoro. Will the gang discover that Mr. Darcy is also Tom Wambsgans? Gotta hit play for the answer!

I Have to Kiss Greatness! Drew Gooden (YouTube) joins Agata and Anastasia to discuss basketball news. Drew shares how he learned to love the Magic and what it’s like to share his name with the other Drew Gooden. The gang chats Vucevic, Jeremy Lin, metal ACLs, Aaron Gordon’s diss track, franchise mode, sucking dicks, the Star Wars prequels, Irish accents, Luka’s buzzer beater, and Alex Caruso’s balls. Will this episode devolve into an analysis of the Twilight films? Ya just gotta listen to find out!

Really Philly! Mike Benner (Air Buds) joins Agata and Anastasia to discuss basketball news. Mike shares his love for Joel Embiid, the origin of his dog’s name, and his surprise at the Sixers’ season. The gang discusses Chips, sexy gremlins, Rob Dyrdek, Taraji P. Henson, the Thunderdome, Doc Rivers, sharp boners, the Bridge, Steph vs Seth, secret raves, the Mars Perseverance Rover, short shorts cuties, Jarrett Allen, Kyrie Irving, unions, fuck Ted Cruz, and the murder of Yuta Watanabe by Anthony Edwards. Did Bill Walton want to play basketball nude? Listen to this episode for the answer!

Monsters who dunk! Kevin O’Connor (The Ringer) joins Agata and Anastasia to chat about basketball news. Kevin shares his Celtics memories, how he started with the Ringer, and his love for Tom Brady. The gang talks going positive, Amanda Zahui B, old Facebook posts, League Pass, Liz Cambage’s photoshoot, movie memory, Ray Allen, Blake the comedian, buy nothing, and Giannis’s mean mug. Will the gang discover who Adam Silver shit talks to? You really should listen to find out!

Toepick! Ele Woods (EWN @itsonwith) joins Agata and Anastasia to chat basketball and rollerskating. Ele shares her work on Black Renaissance, her cool Orlando Magic Shaq jersey, and her new sport BaSKATEball. The gang also discusses treehouses, Rajon Rondo, makeup, Britney, Tyrese Haliburton, DNA tests, Damian Lillard’s stage presence, Courtside Karen, Jesse the Parrot, Dion Waiters, and the Raptor eating shit. Will the gang sympathize with LeBron’s zero energy and zero excitement for the All Star Game? Gotta hit play for the answer!

Penis Punch! Joe Mande (The Good Place) joins Agata and Anastasia to discuss the news. Joe shares his love of Lao Gan Ma, his sadness for the Timberwolves, and how The Week of Hats came about. The gang chats Karl Anthony Towns & Jordyn Woods, cults, Anthony Edwards (the basketball player), Anthony Edwards (the actor), sending texts to the wrong person, Layshia Clarendon, covid-sniffing dogs, basketball in casinos, Top Gun, and eating ass. Will the show digress into a deep examination of reality shows? Please listen to find out!