A new year, a new guest! Nick Wiger (Doughboys Podcast; I Love You, America with Sarah Silverman) joins Agata and Anastasia to watch a messy matchup, Bulls vs Wizards. Nick tells the gals about his basketball history and his love for the Lakers, while they all celebrate LeBron’s birthday. They also ruminate on arena eats, fandom, married refs, All Star voting etiquette, and the long lost LeBron pizza at Blaze. Who is Archie Diacono? Did Robin Lopez fight a mascot during this game? Make a resolution to listen and find out!

A holiday shortie! Agata and Anastasia discuss holiday plans, family drama, drinking creme, and NBA 2K19 for Steam PC. They create their own players, design shoes, and try to figure out how to stop fouling while mashing those buttons. They recap the game they played in 2K19, possibly the lowest scoring game in NBA history, and give feedback to the game developers. Did anyone figure out how to dunk? Hark! And you will find out!

‘Tis the Season of the Witch! Agata and Anastasia are joined by Denver Nuggets fan & tarot reader Ariana Lenarsky (Dream City Tarot) for a full rundown of those Mile High boys. Ariana explains her history with Southern California witchcraft and picking the winning team. Then, she does a tarot reading for Agata and Anastasia with a special basketball spread, revealing the hidden mysteries of their romantic and professional souls. Will Agata get some smooches in the New Year? Will Anastasia be filing for unemployment soon? You must listen to see what the cards hold!

We’re Buzz City bound! Insect expert Mark Fox joins the gals to talk about hornets and how they’re different than bees. Don’t mix the two! They find out a big surprise about the Hornets mascot Hugo and what that stinger is actually used for. They also discuss the Nuggets-Hornets game, beautiful sandwiches, reacharounds, practical tattoos, and strategic chanting. Who gets the Dunkie for Best Butt? Well I guess you’ll just have to listen to find out.

A Texas duel, y’all! Agata and Anastasia watch the Mavericks (Agata’s hometown boys) take on the Rockets in Houston. They dote on baby boy Luka Dončić, admire busy bee J.J. Barea, swoon over cool Clint Capela, and discuss PJ Tucker’s pancake habit. The gals also look into LeBron’s diet, and comment on the homophobia and transphobia in and around the NBA. Who is dubbed bad boy or cutie of the week this week? I reckon you oughta listen to find out, partner.

We’re going #Buckwild! Agata and Anastasia watch the Trail Blazers-Bucks game and quickly fall in love with this Milwaukee team. They discuss the Greek Freak, a possible sport coat mascot, and why the Trail Blazers’ jerseys make them think of farts. They also get into the rain in Oakland, Dirk Nowitzki’s key to the city, and how the Western rankings are bananas right now. Want to know what the Dunktown crew did for Thanksgiving? Listen for the shocking answer!

We have a guest! Hayes Davenport (The Flagrant Ones, Hollywood Handbook, LA Podcast) joins Agata and Anastasia to discuss Staples Center dining, player nicknames, mental health, and all the drama in the NBA this season. Hayes educates the gals on different types of fouls and trade rules, while complimenting them on their creative verb choices. Also, they talk about the fight between KD and Draymond during the Warriors-Clippers game they attended. Did they get a good look at the action? Ya gotta listen to find out, baby!

A very special episode! Agata and Anastasia get real about gender equality, homophobia, and what a cutie Steph Curry is. Then they jump into the Knicks v Raptors game, discussing the popularity of the film Jurassic Park, Nick Nurse’s previous career as a doctor, and what a Knickerbocker actually is. Will these Canadian dinos win the hearts of the gals? Or do the New York bloomers sweep the dunkies? Hey buddy, just listen to find out.

A capital display of athleticism indeed! Agata and Anastasia watched the Timberwolves v Warriors on 11/2 and discuss the British period drama that is the current Timberwolves team. There was so much excitement, record breaking, and high-intensity basketball being played this past week! Will it continue? The gals critique the teams’ uniforms and give their thoughts on “Michael’s Secret Stuff” in Space Jam. Has Anastasia’s love for the Warriors blinded her to all reason? Perchance you should listen, my good fellow!

There’s beef and brawls abound! Agata and Anastasia discuss the cute revenge video the Warriors made, punches thrown on the court between Lakers and Rockets, and why more people need pools in LA. They watched the Lakers-Suns game which inspires a conversation about on-court boners, the dangers of choosing fashion over function, and more! They give out Dunkie Awards. Guess who wins Best Facial Hair? I bet you can’t because competition is stiff! You’ll just have to listen to find out!